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The Half Man Half Biscuit Lyrics Project

"The only thing growing faster than the number of blogs on the internet is the number of blogs quoting Half Man Half Biscuit lyrics. At this rate, we’ll have a Half Man Half Biscuit lyrical event horizon about 2032 where nothing else is ever published.

Trouble is, like darts in soap operas, most of them are so wrong. So with too much time on my hands, obviously, I’m trying to rectify the situation, and not only build a complete set of lyrics, but actually get them right (with a lot of help from your comments and corrections). It may take years. Should you have already transcribed any lyrics yourself, and want to contribute them, please email me and contribute to the cause! If you’d like a link back to anything, let me know. Otherwise, I’m adding them in a fairly whimsical order."

Drive through beer sales

and on the weekends its open til 3 am. Who would ever thought that beer + cars = a good thing. Oh yes, that's right, Americans..............

the band

ah - the new band is called the howling sons. you can check out some of our rock on the webpage

Lucky Star

Remember this? It's that Michael Mann 'trailer' for a film that never was starring Benicio Del Toro that was actually an advert - would have been a great film but rubbish advert as nobody remembers what it was for. Clue - look at the car he's driving...

CSI:Ambleside - New Half Man Half Biscuit Album

The new LP is out on 28 April. The tracklisting reads thus:

1. Evening Of Swing (Has Been Cancelled)
2. Bad Losers On Yahoo Chess
3. Took Problem Chimp To Ideal Home Show
4. Ode To Joyce
5. Blue Badge Abuser
6. Totnes Bickering Fair
7. King Of Hi-Vis
8. Lord Hereford's Knob
9. On The 'Roids
10. Petty Sessions
11. Little In The Way Of Sunshine
12. Give Us Bubblewrap
13. National Shite Day

Tailer Park Boys

Canada's funniest TV show 'Trailer Park Boys' has been around for a while now but has never really got the UK exposure it deserves, having only been shown on the Paramount channel; so hunt it down on DVD as soon as you can. - Noamsayn?

Iron Man Trailer

Any trailer with a bit of Sabbath in has gots to gets the p&p thumbs up.

if you think Des Moines is bad

check out

Fuck me. It reminds me of the days when we went to see bands at the Tache.
anyway, I can't really knock it too much as I'm doing very little here. Actually, I'm doing a lot. I am trying to keep my head above water. I've been doing that for, what, 10 years? Do you know the strain that puts on ones legs?
I have a new band - again. i have good gear - again. This time, it's going to be rock songs. No bullshit. I like rock n roll the way it is thank you very much. So I am going to rehash it.

I am also trashed right now and it's only 2:00 PM but what the fuck it is my day owf.


i'm alive.

The Sound of Superstring - Waste of Time Video

Lumiere & Company - David Lynch Short

Ghost Signs

"Fading painted advertisements of the past, Brickads or 'Ghost Signs'."
Parkinsons' Pills by Amy Jane Barnes

Dock Street Garage by John Crewdson

Dock Street Garage

Photoshop Disasters

When Photoshop goes wrong! Hi-larious bloggutts of scoffulent p-shop mistakeries courtesy of:

"In any creative endeavor, there has to be a determining process - or metric - by which rationalization can be made. In these terms the creative process is an application of aesthetic ideology onto the matrix of a constantly shifting shared culture. The determination and assessment of quality is a catharsis that constitutes the aaaaargh aaaargh oh my God! No! Keep it away from me! Aaaargh!"

Fando y Lis (1968)

If you ever get a chance to see this completely fucked up film from Alejandro Jodorowsky do so .

The War Of The Worlds 1953

Saw this again the other night for the first time in years and I'd forgotten what a great film it is.

Mambo For Cats

DJ Chill Collinz: "Its All Gone Prog Over There"

  1. “The Golden Age Of Piracy”
  2. Garden - Yours To Hold
  3. Zodiac- Aries
  4. Groundhogs – Eccentric Man
  5. “Under The Big Tent”
  6. Gryphon -Lament
  7. Phoenix –Pseudo Morgana
  8. “Mom! Is It Ok If We Get In The Time Machine…?”
  9. Raymond Guiot And Guuy Perdersen - Flutes Ad Libitum
  10. Stereolab- French Disco
  11. Espers – Mansfield And Cyclops
  12. Trees - The Garden Of Jane Delawney
  13. “Scott Kemp, I Sentence You To Hell”
  14. Archive- Again

    DJ Chill Collinz: "Class Pans"

    CD 1 – Spirit Raisins a.k.a. Glock Party
    1. Ping Island– The Life Aquatic
    2. Mr Blue Sky – The Delgados
    3. C'mon Chameleon– The Research
    4. Eight Steps – Electralane
    5. Wayward Song- The Earlies
    6. California – Low
    7. Do The Rope Dee Rope – Lil Waters Burning Flame
    8. Toxic - Britney Spears
    9. Breadfan – Budgie
    10. He’s A Super Star- Roy Ayers
    11. 100 Miles And Running- Nwa
    12. Push The Button –Sugar Babes
    13. Gut Feeling –Devo
    14. Penguin And The Fox –The Magistrates
    15. Its All Over Now Baby Blue –Them
    16. White Horses – Jackie Lee
    17. Across The Universe- Fiona Apple
    18. Tiger Feet- Mud
    Cd2. Not Available In The Shops/ Have A Dre Day
    1.Ca$H Money- Sinister Footwear
    2. Say Something Nothing – Sinister Footwear
    3. Bin Bags - Sinister Footwear
    4. Fire - Sinister Footwear
    5. The Art Of Dancing - Sinister Footwear
    6. Disco Monkeys - Sinister Footwear
    7. All Creatures Great And Small - Sinister Footwear
    8. Baby Soup - Sinister Footwear
    9. Keep Running – The Moogs
    10. Something Good- The Moogs
    11. So Lonely Now – Sound Of The Super String
    12. Its Just A Song About Ping Pong –Operator Please
    13. Westward Ho –Moon Dog
    14. The Day The Niggaz Took Over – Dr Dre
    15. Let Me Ride Dr- Dre
    16. ???- Prefect
    17. Plug Me In - Add N To X
    18. The Them From Shitmat – Shitmat.

    DJ Chill Collinz: "All These Bands Sound The Bloody Same"

    1. Northside – Shall We Take A Trip?
    2. Being 747 – DIY Prescriptions
    3. Belle And Sebastian – Another Sunny Day
    4. The Black Spots - Take A Sound
    5. Blue Cheer- Summer Time Blues
    6. Captain Beefheart – Kandy Korn
    7. Dizzy Rascal – Fix Up Look Sharp
    8. Francoise Hardy – Comment Te Dire Adieu
    9. Gal Costa – Tuareg
    10. Hoyt Axton- Della And The Dealer
    11. Django Reinhardt- Minor Swing
    12. Mountain- Mississippi Queen
    13. Nancy Sinatra - Sugar Town
    14. Akinyele - Put It In Your Mouth
    15. Petula Clark - Have Another Dream On Me
    16. Rita Lee - Amor Branco E Preto
    17. Rita Lee – Frique Comingo
    18. Rogerio Duprat – Judy In Disguise
    19. The Divine Comedy –No One Knows
    20. The White Stripes – Blue Orchid
    21. Tom Ze- Jimmy Renda-Se
    22. Two Gallants – Steady Rollin
    23. Willie Nelson – Blue Eyes Crying In The Rain
    24. Ulysses 31 –Theme Tune

    DJ Chill Collinz: "What would Jesus Do?"

    1. Crabby Appleton – Go Back
    2. Komeda- Frolic
    3. P.F.M. – Celebration
    4. The Signals – Ain’t Comin
    5. The Bonzo Dog Doo Dah Band – We Are Normal
    6. Sven Libaek – Music For Eels
    7. Bonnie ‘Prince’ Billy – Cursed Sleep
    8. The Trees – Lady Margaret
    9. Judy Sill – The Lamb Ran Away With The Crown
    10. Lisa Knapp – Ride Along
    11. Starless And Bible Black – The Birley Tree
    12. The Signals – Mississippi Studio V
    13. The Sheep – Let All The Redeemed Of The Lord Say So
    14. Water Into Wine Band – I Used To Be Blind (But Now I’m Just Short Sighted)
    15. Yellow Moon Band -Entangled
    16. Agitation Free – Layla Part 2
    17. Amon Düül II - Sleepwalkers Timeless Bridge
    18. Marissa Nadler- Silvia
    19. God Speed You Black Emperor – The Dead Flag Blues

    The hirundu A.K.A.....

    Sydney Lungblood
    Guess The Weight Of The Cake
    MC Nougat
    MC Rape Hat
    Mo Leicester
    Anger Cape
    MC Ba (hons)

    Sinister Footwear Baby Soup (Uncensored) Video

    The Feeble Dead Trailer

    the hirundu gauze video slideshow

    The hirundu Blind God Video

    The Hirundu I Know The Sun Video

    The hirundu Mos Geoff Video

    The hirundu Dead As Snow Video

    The hirundu Nancy Video

    The hirundu Felt Video

    The hirundu Keegan Video

    The hirundu Pint Video

    The hirundu 'Nice One' Video

    The Hirundu Movie part 1