Pitch & Putt: 2008

'N' by Paul Taylor

Silence Portishead
Secret Of The Shadow The Revillos
Fans Kings Of Leon
Kingfish Pies Midlake
Mr Understanding Pete & The Pirates
Vessel In Vain Smog
Rev Up The Revillos
The Decision The Young Knives
Tonight the Streets Are Ours Richard Hawley
Kitty Jay Seth Lakeman
This Mess We're In PJ Harvey Feat. Thom Yorke
If I Can't Change Your Mind Sugar
I Am A Man Of Constant Sorrow The Soggy Bottom Boys
The Rock-A-Boom The Revillos
Manhattan Kings Of Leon
They Cannot Let It Expand Midlake
Cheap and Cheerful The Kills
Pioneer to The Falls Interpol
Delirious Love Neil Diamond & Brian Wilson

'U' by Paul Taylor

Horse And I Bat For Lashes
Roman Candle Bedhead
Please Stand Up British Sea Power
Monday Night Nothing Malcolm Middleton
Be Somebody Kings Of Leon
Eye Of The Needle The Divine Comedy
São Paulo Guillemots
Chinese Children Devendra Banhart
Breathless Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds
A Happy Medium Malcolm Middleton
Little Boys Devendra Banhart
The Fox Nada Surf
Machine Biffy Clyro
Play The Hits Hal
The Unpredictable Landlord Bedhead
Cold Desert Kings Of Leon
The Beatles Devendra Banhart

'C' by Paul Taylor

The Rest of the Day Bedhead
Yesterday Tomorrows Tindersticks
No Lucifer British Sea Power
Furr Blitzen Trapper
Extramundane Bedhead
Halfway Home Alfie
Turn Tail The Young Knives
I'm Making Eyes At You Black Kids
People Help The People Cherry Ghost
Fledgeling Circus The Colorblind James Experience
Mykonos Fleet Foxes
Heard Somebody Say Devendra Banhart

Mansard Roof Vampire Weekend
Strange Sounds From The Basement Colorblind James Experience
Lepidoptera Bedhead
Machine Gun Portishead
Folios The New Year

DJ Chill Collinz: "More Sturm Less Drang"

Rumplestiltskin - Rumplestiltskin
Okay Temiz - Deniz Alti Rüzgarlari
Derboukas - Danse De La Nubienne
Half Man Half Biscuit - Ready Steady Goa
Tesfa Maryam Kidané - Heywèté
Arif Sag - Osman Pehlivan
Half Man Half Biscuit - Secret Gig
T2- No More White Horses
Wreckless Eric - Whole Wide World
Half Man Half Biscuit- Thy Damnation Slumbereth Not

Cake Related Lolz

http://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/

New /Old Hirundu Album: Akzidenz Grotesk (2008)

Akzidenz Grotesk ( Lost Hirundu vol. 2)- 2008

1. Bundle of His
2. Abrix
3. Show Us Your Ashtray
4. Solange
5. Dave Costa (Offensive Lineman)
6. Follow
7. Issues of The Magnet
8. Monkey's Fist
9. Kai Besar
10. Arrad Foot
11. Almonaster Road
12. Price You Pay
13. Pushkin Square
14. A History of the Jews In Malta
15. Press of Atlantic
16. The Bartonville Agreement
17. Never Needed Now
18. Still River

More info HERE

The Mount Fleetwood by John Crewdson

Golf Harris: Who's Who

John Crewdson Vocals, keyboards, guitars

Paul Burke Guitars, vocals

With Some Help From....

Aran O'Carroll Drums

Luke Wood Bass Guitar

Justplaindave Slide Guitar

..... Backing band for the gigs in at The Show (Feb, 2004), Ryan's Bar and The Spread Eagle (May 2004).

Riccardo Terranova
Guitars, keyboards and songwriting on the first two albums and the only real genius in this story. Italian cookery expert and general aggro magnet.. Now lives in the USA.
Previously in: The Terrifics, Rooster, Death Valley Murmurs.

Sam Beckwith
Lyrics on "Biggest Fan", "Disappearing Now" (Misanthropy For Beginners 1997) “End of the Season”, "5 Year Plan", “Soaked in Diesel” (..The Ifs And Buts That Changed The World 2000).Previously In: Cosmonaut, The Candy Shrimps. Helped start this web site. Regular contributor to stumpymoose.com

Andy Taylor
Played Bass on Bruce Lietzke (2003)
Currently in: Sinister Footwear

Adam Scholes
Played Keyboards on “The King” (Bruce Lietzke 2003)
Currently in: Sinister Footwear

Warwick Durnian
Played bass at the first-ever Golf Harris gig and lent his guitar for the recording of Misanthropy For Beginners (1997). Co-wrote "I've Been Down" on ...The Ifs and Buts That Changed The World (2000) and "Not The Only One" (Bruce Lietzke 2003). Now lives in Newcastle.
Previously in: The Hirundu, Benfica, Gash

Chris Hulme
Played drums on The Present, Tense(1999)and ...The Ifs and Buts That Changed The World (2000).Current whereabouts unknown.

Gary Marsden
Played keyboards on The Present, Tense (1999) and ...The Ifs And Buts That Changed The World (2000).Special Powers: Qualified pilot and can drink 2 full bottles of Baileys every Christmas day. Runs Jellies nightclub in Blackpool.
Previously in: Shirley Bassey

Leanne Hobbs
Played Flute on “Paper Case” (The Present, Tense 1999).

Neil Allison
Played Bass on "5 year plan"(. . . The Ifs And Buts That Changed The World 2000), co-wrote "Disappearing Now" and "Biggest Fan" (Misanthropy For Beginners 1997) Previously in: Cosmonaut.Quote: "Can't cook, will cook". Sorry girls- he's married!

Heidi Brookes
Played Clarinet on “What’ll They Say” (The Present, Tense 1999).

Heidi Mayberry
Colouring outside the lines, backing vocals and penny whistle on "For you" (Misanthropy For Beginners 1997), backing vocals on "W.S.S.S." (...The Ifs and Buts That Changed The World 2000)

Chris Thompson
Played bass on The Present, Tense (1999).
Previously in: Dirk, Splendid Bitch Fiddle, Chang
Now plays in The Sound of the SuperString

Photoshop Art:: Ferrari Moon

Model: Ferrari Moon
Photoshopped by John Crewdson

The Half Man Half Biscuit Lyrics Project

http://www.chrisrand.com/hmhb/about/

"The only thing growing faster than the number of blogs on the internet is the number of blogs quoting Half Man Half Biscuit lyrics. At this rate, we’ll have a Half Man Half Biscuit lyrical event horizon about 2032 where nothing else is ever published.

Trouble is, like darts in soap operas, most of them are so wrong. So with too much time on my hands, obviously, I’m trying to rectify the situation, and not only build a complete set of lyrics, but actually get them right (with a lot of help from your comments and corrections). It may take years. Should you have already transcribed any lyrics yourself, and want to contribute them, please email me and contribute to the cause! If you’d like a link back to anything, let me know. Otherwise, I’m adding them in a fairly whimsical order."

Slacker 1991

SONIC YOUTH- sugar kane

Photoshop Art:: Kato

www.thisiskato.com
Model: Kato
Photoshopped by John Crewdson

TV Review: 'Missing: Live' Mon-Fri BBC1 Mornings

Some people should just mind their own fucking business.

The Half Man Half Biscuit Lyrics Project

http://www.chrisrand.com/hmhb/about/

Drive through beer sales

http://www.desmoinesregister.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20080428/NEWS05/804280314/1001/NEWS

and on the weekends its open til 3 am. Who would ever thought that beer + cars = a good thing. Oh yes, that's right, Americans..............

the band

ah - the new band is called the howling sons. you can check out some of our rock on the webpage
http://www.myspace.com/thehowlingsons

Lucky Star

Remember this? It's that Michael Mann 'trailer' for a film that never was starring Benicio Del Toro that was actually an advert - would have been a great film but rubbish advert as nobody remembers what it was for. Clue - look at the car he's driving...

Photoshop Art:: Maraschino Daahling

Model: Maraschino Daahling
Photo by: Latrisha’s Vision©
Photoshopped by: John Crewdson

Fleetwood Town goalie in bag snatch shocker!? Only in the Fleetwood Weekly News...

http://www.fleetwoodtoday.co.uk/thorntoncleveleys-news/Bag-Snatch-Man-Hunted-By.4011345.jp

CSI:Ambleside - New Half Man Half Biscuit Album

http://www.hmhb.co.uk

The new LP is out on 28 April. The tracklisting reads thus:

1. Evening Of Swing (Has Been Cancelled)
2. Bad Losers On Yahoo Chess
3. Took Problem Chimp To Ideal Home Show
4. Ode To Joyce
5. Blue Badge Abuser
6. Totnes Bickering Fair
7. King Of Hi-Vis
8. Lord Hereford's Knob
9. On The 'Roids
10. Petty Sessions
11. Little In The Way Of Sunshine
12. Give Us Bubblewrap
13. National Shite Day

Tailer Park Boys

Canada's funniest TV show 'Trailer Park Boys' has been around for a while now but has never really got the UK exposure it deserves, having only been shown on the Paramount channel; so hunt it down on DVD as soon as you can. - Noamsayn?

Iron Man Trailer

Hundreds Of Free Classic/Vintage/Obscure Movies

http://filmschatten.blogspot.com/

Valerie a týden divu (Valerie and Her Week of Wonders ) 1970

Imagine a soft core Hammer House of Horrors version of Bagpuss and you'll only be a fraction of the way to describing this bonkers 1970 Czech film; they certainly don't make `em like this any more -they wouldn't be allowed.

Bomb The Bass - Megablast video

if you think Des Moines is bad

check out http://www.blackpoolbands.co.uk/

Fuck me. It reminds me of the days when we went to see bands at the Tache.
anyway, I can't really knock it too much as I'm doing very little here. Actually, I'm doing a lot. I am trying to keep my head above water. I've been doing that for, what, 10 years? Do you know the strain that puts on ones legs?
I have a new band - again. i have good gear - again. This time, it's going to be rock songs. No bullshit. I like rock n roll the way it is thank you very much. So I am going to rehash it.

I am also trashed right now and it's only 2:00 PM but what the fuck it is my day owf.

hello

i'm alive.

The Sound of Superstring - Waste of Time Video

Lumiere & Company - David Lynch Short

Ghost Signs

"Fading painted advertisements of the past, Brickads or 'Ghost Signs'."

Parkinsons' Pills by Amy Jane Barnes

http://brickads.blogspot.com/

Dock Street Garage by John Crewdson

Photoshop Disasters

When Photoshop goes wrong! Hi-larious bloggutts of scoffulent p-shop mistakeries courtesy of: http://photoshopdisasters.blogspot.com/

"In any creative endeavor, there has to be a determining process - or metric - by which rationalization can be made. In these terms the creative process is an application of aesthetic ideology onto the matrix of a constantly shifting shared culture. The determination and assessment of quality is a catharsis that constitutes the aaaaargh aaaargh oh my God! No! Keep it away from me! Aaaargh!"